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    Default Old Lady at the Ice Cream Parlor...

    An old lady visited the Ice Cream Parlor, after browsing along the freezer bar, she went to the attendant:

    "Young man, I'd like a gallon* of Vanilla, a gallon of Strawberry and a gallon of Chocolate."

    The young man replied: "Yes, ma'am I can get you the Vanilla, and the Strawberry but I am afraid we are out of Chocolate."

    "Oh, I see." Replied the old lady.

    The old lady thinks about this and browses the freezer bar again, then returns to the attendant:

    "Young man, I'd like a gallon of Vanilla, a gallon of Strawberry and a half-gallon of Chocolate."

    To which the young man patiently replied: "Of course, ma'am I can get you the Vanilla, and the Strawberry but I am afraid we are out of Chocolate."

    "Oh, I see." Replied the old lady.

    The old lady thinks about this and browses the freezer bar again, then returns to the attendant:

    "Young man, I'd like a gallon of Vanilla, a gallon of Strawberry and a pint of Chocolate."

    Seeing where this conversation was headed, the young mans asks the old lady: "Ma'am, can you spell the 'van' in Vanilla?"

    "Of course, I can... V. A. N." The old lady replied.

    Then the young man asked the old lady: "Can you spell the 'straw' in Strawberry?"

    To which she replied: "S. T. R. A. W."

    Then he asks her: "Can you spell the 'FucQ' in Chocolate?"

    Indignantly, she replies: "There is no 'FucQ' in Chocolate."

    "That's what I've been trying to tell you..."


    * approximately 4 Liters
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