Newspaper in Finland interviews Pekka, just home from the Winter war.

[UtwigMU]

Newspaper in Finland interviews Pekka, just home from the Winter war.
-So Pekka what was the first thing you did when returning?
-Sex with the wife
-Ok, but after that?
-Sex with wife again
-Oh come on! What did you do after you finished making love to your wife Pekka?
-Well I took my skis off.

[Dr Mordrid]

So... did she stand on the skis or was she doing a full wrap around?

Either works, but inquiring minds want to know ...