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    Default Covid joke

    Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
    Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
    Judge: What happened then?
    Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtwigMU View Post
    Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
    Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
    Judge: What happened then?
    Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.


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    Lol
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    From a cartoon in a Belgian newspaper:
    "I don't get why they have so many age-categories for the vaccination. At the rate they are vaccinating, everybody will be 65+ by the time they receive it."
    and
    "Vaccination in Belgium goes like a train: it has delays even before it started."
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    I liked this one
    https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2021/02/06...sukke-a4030732data67105159-0408b6.jpg
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