Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
Judge: What happened then?
Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.
Covid joke
Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
Judge: What happened then?
Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.
Originally Posted by UtwigMU
Given the way stats are being calculated, it's possible!
Dr. Mordrid
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
Lol
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[...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen
From a cartoon in a Belgian newspaper:
"I don't get why they have so many age-categories for the vaccination. At the rate they are vaccinating, everybody will be 65+ by the time they receive it."
and
"Vaccination in Belgium goes like a train: it has delays even before it started."
pixar
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)
I liked this one
https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2021/02/06...sukke-a4030732data67105159-0408b6.jpg
FOKKE & SUKKE
Get this with all zodiac signs
--Right.. Again! For a year now!
---- "You are inside all day, meet no one and do nothing".
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