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    Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
    Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
    Judge: What happened then?
    Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtwigMU View Post
    Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
    Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
    Judge: What happened then?
    Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.


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