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  • #16
    Welcome back

    thought you were married .....

    Rakido
    "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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    • #17
      Welcome back!


      Jörg
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Rakido
        Welcome back

        thought you were married .....
        Now thats a statement one should not make wrt a wench that still has so many hearts to break before she eventually settles down at the ripe old age of possibly 28!
        Lawrence

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        • #19
          Welcome Back, Lizzy

          Seems like Gurms marriage joke never will go away
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #20
            LOL. Welcome back - stay around more often this time!
            DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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            • #21
              Welcome back Liz

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              • #22
                Cut your hamsters claws next time.

                Originally posted by Gurm
                FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY...

                MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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                • #23
                  It's from an animated film by the guy from sick and twisted film festival that does "Ah, L'amour".

                  Also includes such other memorable lines as:

                  "Tuesday's coming... did you bring your coat?"
                  "I live in a giant bucket."

                  "My spoon... is too big."
                  "I AM A BANANA!"

                  "Now, watch as angry ticks explode from my nipples!"

                  "I feel fat, and sassy."

                  - Gurm
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                  I'm the least you could do
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I would still get screwed

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Gurm
                    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY...

                    MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
                    Dude, use some lube next time.
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ant
                      Cut your hamsters claws next time.
                      Originally posted by gt40
                      Dude, use some lube next time.
                      ROTFLMAO!!
                      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                      • #26
                        Re: for the love of god

                        Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
                        i am back .. again
                        Yay Liz is back!

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                        • #27
                          Greets Lizz.

                          Glad to see a much more livid and high spirited post from you.

                          You now, You can just date everyone. I hate to rbing you down like this, but..

                          You really need to date some one thats:
                          a) Wealthy.
                          b) Willing to pay your health insurance!
                          c) Placing you in his (or her) will - and then die!!



                          Heh.
                          Just enjoy life. Its what its here fore.

                          ~~DukeP~~

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                          • #28
                            heh the guy i went out with lastnight owns his own construction company. and hes 19 years old. haha

                            so i might die before him
                            www.lizziemorrison.com

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Gurm
                              It's from an animated film by the guy from sick and twisted film festival that does "Ah, L'amour".
                              OMG, I love it! --> The piece itself is named "Rejected". http://scott.connerly.net/blog/hertzfelt/Rejected.wmv
                              (If you like it, it can be bought on DVD here)

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                              • #30
                                Tempest is back woohoo!!!
                                Titanium is the new bling!
                                (you heard from me first!)

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