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  • Your Computer has a Message...

    These are, reportedly, actual error messages reportedly seen on the
    computer screens in Japan, where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "Your computer has performed an illegal operation"?


    The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.

    Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

    Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

    Windows 98 or NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears
    your screams.

    Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

    Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

    Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

    A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

    Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred?

    You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.

    Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

    Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.

    Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

  • #2
    Funny, but not really from a Japanese OS.

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #3
      I know, but thought it was owrth posting I like your newest avatar btw, keep that one

      Dave
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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      • #4
        Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
        Hahahahahahahahaha. Very funny, except when that happens to me.
        Bart

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        • #5
          Re: Your Computer has a Message...

          Originally posted by Helevitia
          Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

          Muwahahaha! This one goes on my wall!
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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