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    New Star Wars teaser

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser #2
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs
    Get your first look at the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser #2!Lucasfilm and visionary director J.J. Abrams join forces to take you back again to a ga...


    ...optimistic.
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
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    And that cute little droid (BB-8) is real!
    Adorable new 'Star Wars' droid proves it's not CGI
    http://www.engadget.com/2015/04/16/adorable-new-star-wars-droid-proves-its-not-cgi/#continued
    When the first trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released, the internet lost its collective mind. Not only were people up in arms over the fact that a stormtrooper could be *gasp* black, but also nobody could believe that this incredible rolling droid, dubbed the BB-8, was actually real. It must be CGI, right? Well, during today's Star Wars Celebration convention in Anaheim, California, the BB-8 made its first real-life debut by rolling onstage to riotous applause from the crowd. Check out the video below to see the BB-8 and the venerable R2-D2 engage in a beeping, tweeting chirp battle.

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      Viagra Sales Drop 37% Following Release of New Star Wars Trailer

      Viagra Sales Drop 37% Following Release of New Star Wars Trailer

      Following Thursday’s release of a new teaser trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Pfizer (PFE) has reported a 37% decrease in sales of Viagra, a popular erectile dysfunction pill. The excitement generated from the 2-minute promo, which features a stunning array of visual effects, Millenium Falcon dogfight scenes, and a return of several beloved characters, stimulated widespread sexual arousal that could last for weeks.
      “**** YEAH IT’S HAN SOLO,” hundreds of thousands of men reportedly screamed as blood rushed to their penises for the first time in months. “GOD DAMN THAT CRASHED X-WING WAS SO COOL!”
      The Star Wars trailer has been impressively effective, even reaching those most severely afflicted with sexual dysfunctions.
      “Erectile Dysfunction is strong in my family,” said avid Star Wars fan Burt Dunson. “My father has it… I have it….”
      “My… sister has it,” he added uncomfortably.
      Indeed Dunson’s sister is not alone, as thousands of women also reported formidable ladyboners upon viewing the wrecked Star Destroyer amid the desert sands on Tatooine. In fact, initial reports suggest the American population as a whole has never been more aroused.
      At press time however, not a single one of the resultant erections has been used for sexual intercourse.
      Chuck
       秋音的爸爸

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      • #4
        I think J.J. Abrams nailed it. I see a lot of his Star Trek movie cinematics in the new star wars trailer and I like it

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