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  • Mars Bar Method

    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie” with their 8 -year old son in the flat
    was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
    Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;


    ‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.

    ‘An ambulance just drove past’

    ‘Looks like the Anderson’s have visitors,’ he called out.

    ‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’

    ‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’

    ‘Jason is on his skateboard!

    After a few moments he announced,
    ‘The Coopers are having a shag!

    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
    Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’



    ‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • #3
      Good one...
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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        Reminds me of when I caught my mom and step-father "having a shag". I was maybe 5 years old, but I remember to this day their explanation, "your step-dad was trying to kill a spider".
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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