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  • Attempting to Set A New Password

    Website: Sorry, your password has expired - you must register a new one.

    User: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

    Website: No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.

    User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

    Website: Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

    User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

    Website: No, you must get a new one.

    User: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

    Website: Sorry, you MUST get a new one.

    User: OK, roses

    Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

    User: OK, pretty roses

    Website: No good, you must use at least one number.

    User: OK, 1 pretty rose

    Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

    User: OK, 1prettyrose

    Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

    User: OK!!!!! 1f'*****prettyrose

    Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

    User: OK!!!!! 1F'****Gprettyrose

    Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

    User: OK!!!!! 1F'****gprettyrose

    Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

    User: OK, 1F'*****Gprettyroseshovedupyour***ifyoudon'tgiveme accessrightf'*****now!

    Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    Hahahaha! That's great
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
      Rofl!
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      • #4
        Too realistic to be funny
        Chuck
        秋音的爸爸

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