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    The Top Ten Reasons Why

    Men Prefer Guns Over Women


    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    Good one!

    From reading Doc collection, I'm not sure #5 is true...
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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    • #3


      and VJ is right - mine take up 2 gun safes

      Attached is an old signature image - it's missing one automatic (SIG Mk 25 P226 SEALs pistol), 3 single-shots (T/C Contender & 2 antiques), and about 8 revolvers (some antique) and all of my shoulder arms.
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      Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 30 May 2012, 04:23.
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • #4
        Lmao
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        • #5
          Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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