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  • Human body design: my philosophy

    As an 80-y.o., I have difficulty in understanding why the good Lord designed my body with the feet so far away when I have to cut my toenails.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    You're not supposed to cut them. You're supposed to grow them (and your fingernails) out to about 1-2" and file them to a razor's edge. Just get used to sandals and open-fingered gloves.

    (You only have to look a little crazy to keep miscreants from messing with you. )

    But yeah, I hear you. I used to be able to bite my toenails. Not anymore. Granddaughter can do it. Grosses grandma out to no end.

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    • #3
      Yeah, when cutting them is hard, filing them will be easy.
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      • #4
        Here you go.
        Though at that price I'd make them myself.

        Chuck
        秋音的爸爸

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