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    Male or Female?

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS:
    They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS:
    These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

    TIRES:
    Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS:
    Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

    SPONGES:
    These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES:
    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS:
    Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people...

    EGG TIMERS:
    Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS:
    Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTECONTROL:
    Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    The remote is the best one
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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