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  • #1

    Auto-erotica

    Just read the damned story here....
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps
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  • #2
    I'm probably the only one thinking "Jurassic park"
    Donald Gennaro: Is that... auto-erotica?
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      What surprises me are the comments, not the ones that point out the danger of her acts but the virulence of those agin "auto-erotica" generally. The words of St John spring to mind, "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
        What surprises me are the comments, not the ones that point out the danger of her acts but the virulence of those agin "auto-erotica" generally. The words of St John spring to mind, "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her."
        Exactly. And seriously. How could you be a safe driver while trying to orgasm and watch porn at night in a heavily tinted car? I've driven in a heavily tinted car at night and that by itself is a stunt. I don't care how well women can multi-task, it's just not possible.
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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