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Fat Tone
28th June 2010, 07:51
A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to
see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a
series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests alone in a private room at
the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.

"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your test and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely
contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H.

"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What the hell is that?"
"It's a combination of Gonorrhoea, AIDS, SARS and Herpes," explains the doctor.
"Oh My God, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you In quarantine for six months and feed you on a strict diet of Pizza, Pancakes, and Pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

"Will that cure me?" asks the man.
"Well, we don't know," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."