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Signs
Sign over a
Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your
cervix.'
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In
a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all
heels.'
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On
a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals
on Wheels!
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On a Plumber's
truck:
'We repair what your
husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's
truck:
'Don't sleep with a
drip.. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God
makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your
next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's
truck:
'Let us remove your
shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking
Area:
'If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room
door:
'Push. Push.
Push.'
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At an Optometrist's
Office:
'If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's
window:
'We really know our
stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust
Store:
'No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming.'
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In a Vets waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
'Drive carefully.
We'll wait.'
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And don't forget the
sign at a
RADIATOR
SHOP:
'Best place in town
to take a leak.'
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Sign on the back of
yet another
Septic Tank
Truck:
'Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises"
Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your
cervix.'
**************************
In
a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all
heels.'
**************************
On
a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals
on Wheels!
**************************
On a Plumber's
truck:
'We repair what your
husband fixed.'
**************************
On another Plumber's
truck:
'Don't sleep with a
drip.. Call your plumber.'
**************************
On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God
makes one weak.'
**************************
At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your
next blowout.'
**************************
On an Electrician's
truck:
'Let us remove your
shorts.'
**************************
In a Non-smoking
Area:
'If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
**************************
On a Maternity Room
door:
'Push. Push.
Push.'
**************************
At an Optometrist's
Office:
'If you don't see
what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
**************************
On a Taxidermist's
window:
'We really know our
stuff.'
**************************
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!'
**************************
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to
get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
**************************
Outside a Car Exhaust
Store:
'No appointment
necessary. We hear you coming.'
**************************
In a Vets waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!'
**************************
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
'Drive carefully.
We'll wait.'
**************************
And don't forget the
sign at a
RADIATOR
SHOP:
'Best place in town
to take a leak.'
**********************
Sign on the back of
yet another
Septic Tank
Truck:
'Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises"