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  • Women Drivers

    I wonder if the formatting is down to this being used as lyrics at some point. Anyway, enjoy

    This morning on the Motorway,
    I looked over to my left and there was a
    Woman

    In a brand new
    Ford Focus
    Doing 110 miles per hour

    With her
    Face up next to her
    Rear view mirror
    Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away
    For a couple seconds
    And when I looked back she was
    Halfway over in my lane,
    Still working on that makeup.


    As a man,
    I don't scare easily...


    But she scared me so much;
    I dropped
    My electric shaver,


    Which knocked
    The meat pie
    Out of my other hand.

    In all
    The confusion of trying
    To straighten out the car
    Using my knees against
    The steering wheel,


    It knocked
    My Mobile phone
    Away from my ear

    Which fell
    Into the coffee
    Between my legs,

    Splashed,
    And burned
    Big Jim and the Twins,
    Ruined the damn phone,
    Soaked my trousers,
    And disconnected an
    Important call...




    BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!
    FT.

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