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    Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.

    After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre," asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"

    "Merde!" answers Pierre, "I 'av 'ad ze most terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and onto ze parade ground."

    "And zen what 'appened?" enquired his mate.

    "I will tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five ft off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!"

    "And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.

    "I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five feet. Eet is beneath my dignity'."

    "And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.

    "Zen 'e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jurmp."

    "And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.

    "I did not. I told 'im - 'I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp ten feet. Eet is beneath my dignity'."

    "What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.

    "Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform un'undred feet above ze parade ground. 'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous weely and 'e said, 'If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burm!'"

    "Sacre Bleu, mon ami" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

    "A leetle, at ze beginning."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    Should have been Hellenic Army
    Dr. Mordrid
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    • #3
      Ha hahaha....great.
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      • #4
        he haw he haw he haw!
        FT.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Dr Mordrid View Post
          Should have been Hellenic Army
          nah, we tried that a a few thousand years ago and it didn't work for us, you wont find something like this in Greece

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