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Microsoft split 3 ways. What will the names be?
Give me a clue, when you think you've got it. 
The obvious Microsoft 1, 2 and 3 are out the door already.
Jord.
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The obvious Microsoft 1, 2 and 3 are out the door already.
Jord.
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One will be known as the "Ministry of Truth".
Or, Larry, Moe, and Shemp. Shemp will then re-org, and be Curly.
Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP. -
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Microsoft will buy the United States Virgin Islands, become their own country, sell their products with an additional 100% markup due to "shipping and import/export restrictions", and will then ban the US Govt. from the use of any of their licenses. At this point the US government will try to nationalize the Microsoft products and invade the newly independant country of Microsoftia. Russia will step up to bat for buddy Bill (not Clinton), and voila, instant nuclear winter, we're all dead or dying....
OK, OK - Soap Box.....Gaming Rig.
- Gigabyte GA-7N400-Pro
- AMD Athlon 3200+ XP
- 1.5GB Dual Channel DDR 433Mhz SDRAM
- 6.1 Digital Audio
- Gigabit Lan (Linksys 1032)
- 4 x 120GB SATA Drives, RAID 0+1 (Striped/Mirrored)
- Sony DRU-500A DVD/+/-/R/RW
- Creative 8x DVD-ROM
- LS120 IDE Floppy
- Zip 100 IDE
- PNY Ultra 5900 (256MB)
- NEC FE950
- DTT2500 Cambridge SoundworksComment
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Actual Guess...
OS - MicroSOS (pronounced MicroSAUCE)
Software - Microsoftware
Internet - MicroSNet
OK - I'll leave this thread alone now!
GuyverGaming Rig.
- Gigabyte GA-7N400-Pro
- AMD Athlon 3200+ XP
- 1.5GB Dual Channel DDR 433Mhz SDRAM
- 6.1 Digital Audio
- Gigabit Lan (Linksys 1032)
- 4 x 120GB SATA Drives, RAID 0+1 (Striped/Mirrored)
- Sony DRU-500A DVD/+/-/R/RW
- Creative 8x DVD-ROM
- LS120 IDE Floppy
- Zip 100 IDE
- PNY Ultra 5900 (256MB)
- NEC FE950
- DTT2500 Cambridge SoundworksComment
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We'll just have 3 Baby Bills
WAAAAAAAAH
-DilBetter to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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Doh! I got it!
The Three Little Pigs!
(Which later become the 3 Big Pigs)
GuyverGaming Rig.
- Gigabyte GA-7N400-Pro
- AMD Athlon 3200+ XP
- 1.5GB Dual Channel DDR 433Mhz SDRAM
- 6.1 Digital Audio
- Gigabit Lan (Linksys 1032)
- 4 x 120GB SATA Drives, RAID 0+1 (Striped/Mirrored)
- Sony DRU-500A DVD/+/-/R/RW
- Creative 8x DVD-ROM
- LS120 IDE Floppy
- Zip 100 IDE
- PNY Ultra 5900 (256MB)
- NEC FE950
- DTT2500 Cambridge SoundworksComment
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And then the 3 fat, bloated, canable pigs.
Mark F.
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OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD
Mark F. (A+, Network+, & CCNA)
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OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a DVD...
and burped out a movieComment
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Microsoft v2.0 for Work
Microsoft v2.0 for Rest
Microsoft v2.0 for (&) Play
..but I think that a sweet (candy) manufacturer already uses that one...
Everything I say is true apart from that which is notComment
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"..but I think that a sweet (candy) manufacturer already uses that one..."
No worries, Microsoft will just buy the candy manufacturer and use their slogan anyway
-Xizor.Comment
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I'm thinking they'd use the "at" play instead of the for play as that could be misconstrued as foreplay....
GuyvGaming Rig.
- Gigabyte GA-7N400-Pro
- AMD Athlon 3200+ XP
- 1.5GB Dual Channel DDR 433Mhz SDRAM
- 6.1 Digital Audio
- Gigabit Lan (Linksys 1032)
- 4 x 120GB SATA Drives, RAID 0+1 (Striped/Mirrored)
- Sony DRU-500A DVD/+/-/R/RW
- Creative 8x DVD-ROM
- LS120 IDE Floppy
- Zip 100 IDE
- PNY Ultra 5900 (256MB)
- NEC FE950
- DTT2500 Cambridge SoundworksComment
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..they've been f**k1ng up my hardware for years..Everything I say is true apart from that which is notComment
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