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    THE JOURNEY OF MAN



    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.



    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I

    needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.



    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything

    was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened

    suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.



    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally

    predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I

    decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.



    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She

    rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad

    impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun

    initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a gir l

    with some real ambition.



    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted

    firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she

    divorced me and took everything I owned.



    I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

    Chuck
    秋音的爸爸

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    Roflmao!
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    • #3
      Chuckle
      FT.

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      • #4
        "Wiser"? From the context it seems he'd like to find somebody for a bit longer, and after all "the bigger they are, the further they'll fall"

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        • #5
          Almost amusing, but heard it before.

          Where did I hear it? ...


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          • #6
            Well at least it wasn't too political
            FT.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
              Well at least it wasn't too political
              Yea, well that's what MURC has boiled down too.
              Mostly petty political crapolla.
              An occasional hardware thread.
              A very, very , very rare Matrox thread.
              A few moldy recycled jokes that have been told here before.
              Some lame movie trailer reviews.

              To be honest, if I was Sasq, I'd just kill it off. The 15 or 20 ppl that are still truely active here could easily find somewhere better than this to hang out.
              I only check in here for nostalgia reasons. The real MURC died years ago.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kruzin View Post
                ...
                I only check in here for nostalgia reasons. The real MURC died years ago.
                And yet, here you are. Posting away.


                PS, It seems to me like a two year statute of limitations for repeat jokes would be fair.
                Chuck
                秋音的爸爸

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