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This is dedicated to all those franchises that should have ended while they were either good...or not nearly as stupid looking.
Today we begin with Underworld, which was never really much good in the first place, yet has a movie number three in production. A lot of guys watch this for the hot babe in tight leather aspect, yet the movie is so dark you really can't see much so...what's the point?
Ah, Transporter, fewer movies do senseless violence so well. May this be better than number 2.
I include Twilight because I am sick of %$#ing vampire movies!!! Please make them stop.
Need a carreer boost? Do a WW2 movie! The dead horse isn't quite glue yet, so keep on beating it.
Brandon Frasier gets included...because he's Brandon Fraiser.
Quantum of Solace ... just kidding.
Madagascar 2 ... the first one was bearable, I don't see this one being any better. You know it's bad when the best they can do with the trailer is use one of the only redeeming values of the first in the trailer...the catchy tune.
And now I end with...Fast & Furious. Wait, you say, that movie's been done, this isn't a sequel. And I say, correction, "The Fast & The Furious" has been done ... this is just "Fast & Furious"... ooooohhhhh. Though I kind of hope this does good, at least a little bit. Vin Diesel is a fun action actor. He just needs to work on his acting bit.
Today we begin with Underworld, which was never really much good in the first place, yet has a movie number three in production. A lot of guys watch this for the hot babe in tight leather aspect, yet the movie is so dark you really can't see much so...what's the point?
Ah, Transporter, fewer movies do senseless violence so well. May this be better than number 2.
I include Twilight because I am sick of %$#ing vampire movies!!! Please make them stop.
Need a carreer boost? Do a WW2 movie! The dead horse isn't quite glue yet, so keep on beating it.
Brandon Frasier gets included...because he's Brandon Fraiser.
Quantum of Solace ... just kidding.
Madagascar 2 ... the first one was bearable, I don't see this one being any better. You know it's bad when the best they can do with the trailer is use one of the only redeeming values of the first in the trailer...the catchy tune.
And now I end with...Fast & Furious. Wait, you say, that movie's been done, this isn't a sequel. And I say, correction, "The Fast & The Furious" has been done ... this is just "Fast & Furious"... ooooohhhhh. Though I kind of hope this does good, at least a little bit. Vin Diesel is a fun action actor. He just needs to work on his acting bit.
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