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    A beautiful woman went to see her gynaecologist.

    The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window.

    He immediately told her to get undressed.

    After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.While Doing so he asked her,

    "Do you know what I am doing?"

    "Yes," she replied,"You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."

    "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts

    "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

    "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."

    "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

    Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

    He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"



    "Yes of course I do," she said,

    "You're getting herpes:

    Which is why I came here in the first place."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      bwahahahahahahahaha
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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