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  • Comeuppance!

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'

    'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket
    for a safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'

    Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa;
    The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top .......................
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    Smart girl.....she'll probably end up Governor of Alaska some day
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      Don't the cops ride reindeer there?
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • #4
        LOL... reminds me of the old classic.

        What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

        ...the pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          A cop walks past a kid playing with a pile of dung. The cop asks the kid: What are you doing?
          'I'm making a firefighter out of poo.' replies the kid.
          Cop being smart: 'I thought you were making a policeman.'
          'I would, but there's not enough shit.'

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