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  • Startrek - changing a lightbulb

    Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
    light bulb?
    A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
    the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
    Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
    that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
    around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
    that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
    the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
    from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
    Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
    beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply
    killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
    As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
    Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
    warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
    and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
    just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
    given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
    and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

  • #2
    ROFL.

    ~~DukeP~~

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    • #3
      Except for the fact that by the time of ST there won't be light bulbs in most places. Hell, they're not going to make it past ~2013 in the US.
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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