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  • Gynecologist's Assistant - Job Posting

    A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and
    sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

    Interested...he goes to the desk to inquire.

    "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind
    the desk.

    The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies: "Oh yes here it is:

    The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the
    gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down
    and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
    gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
    they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual
    salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi.
    That's about 620 miles from here.

    "Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

    "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
    FT.

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    Dr. Mordrid
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    • #3
      Hardy har har.

      All things considered - count me out of that...
      (80yo women goes to the gyno as well...).


      ~~DukeP~~

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