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  • You're a loser at computer games? Neural accelerators is the solution

    ... what a bullshit. Unfortunately you can be sure there are people buying it ...

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    FpsBrain was developed doing extensive research to cater to the growing demand for performance improvement in electronic sports. It accelerates neural processes and heightens perception and capacity of reaction and concentration - because not just a first-rate computer or a team well set up are the key to winning a competition, but also the physical and mental condition of each player.
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    Overview of all ingredients:

    1. L-glutamine 100,00 mg
    2. L-tyrosine 100,00 mg
    3. Betaine 50,00 mg
    4. Vitamin C 75,00 mg
    5. Vitamin E 10,00 mg
    6. Niacin amide 18,00 mg
    7. Selenium 30,00 µg
    8. Calcium pantothenate 6,00 mg
    9. Vitamin B6 2,00 mg
    10. Vitamin B2 1,60 mg
    11. Vitamin B1 1,40 mg
    12. Vitamin B12 1,00 µg
    13. Folic acid 200,00 µg
    14. Biotin 150,00 µg
    15. Caffeine 5,00 mg
    16. Soy lecithin 250,00 mg

    The only ingredient likely to alter reaction times is caffeine and 5 mg is nothing at all. A cup of decent coffee will give you 20 times more. The rest is just ordinary additives that a good balanced diet will give you sufficient of, anyway. It may be dangerous to overdose on some vitamins. This is more than BS, it is potentially poisonous.
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    • #3
      Well I tried them all and still came last.
      You can also do what quite a few people do and just plain cheat. Always amuses me when you see cheaters and they still can't win.
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      • #4
        It's a great marketing idea though.
        Look at what some idiots will pay for a super tricked out gaming rig.
        We have a guy here at work who would probably buy them even if you explained that they were BS based.
        They'll make a mint.
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        • #5
          Only if they're mint-flavour
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          • #6
            Originally posted by The PIT View Post
            Well I tried them all and still came last.
            You can also do what quite a few people do and just plain cheat. Always amuses me when you see cheaters and they still can't win.
            It's always fun destroying those people.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
              Only if they're mint-flavour

              Speaking of mints.

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              • #8
                That's all we need, more caffine, more stimulants, more energy, more drive, more and more and more....

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                • #9
                  l-tyrosine is quite good at keeping you alert, I am thinking more along of the lines of dealing with jetlag.
                  I don't think it would give you an "edge" gaming if you have been getting enough sleep, unless your at an overnight LAN.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The PIT View Post
                    Well I tried them all and still came last.
                    You can also do what quite a few people do and just plain cheat. Always amuses me when you see cheaters and they still can't win.
                    It's also funny when you aren't cheating and get accused of it

                    In the same day, I was playing D2, got accused of hacking when I was pk'ing, and then switched to counterstrike, and then got accused of hacking again!
                    I rarely playing online anymore, I can't stand the people. It's not so much being accused of this or that, I just can't stand to listen to them.
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