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  • Useful chain-letter?

    At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to those normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.
    Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

    INSTRUCTIONS.

    Anesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.


    Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
    0..5 Miss Worlds
    2.5 Models
    463 Wild nymphos
    3,234 Good-looking nymphos
    20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
    40,198 Bi-sexual women.


    In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
    One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatory expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

    While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.

    Outside his ward are 452 more packages.


    This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying s*x life.
    No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.


    PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

    PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
    Lawrence

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    At Last! Roflmao
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    • #3
      lol, nice
      Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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      • #4
        hahahahahaha
        Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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        • #5
          Brilliant

          I suspect there'll be a large number who just put the wife in the box and don't bother with putting their name on the list
          FT.

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