A woman's story

[Brian Ellis]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to
spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS?' replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going
to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."
The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks
like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

[Jammrock]

My wife got a kick out of that one, as did I.

[RhinoZ]

My wife laughed harder after reading Jammy's post.