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The truth doesn't come to roost!
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You
are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you
what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young
rooster laughs.
You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will
give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the
two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You
are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you
what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins
gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young
rooster laughs.
You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will
give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he
blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and
says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
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