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  • Things you don't want to hear - the REAL thread!

    Ok, Pit's thread was deceptive. This is a REAL thread of "things you don't want to hear".

    I'll go first:

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    Guess what, kids? Grandma's pregnant!
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

  • #2
    - weird...
    - eventually "I'm sick"
    - well, eventually I've found "geeks dream"
    - because more or less I can say that woman rode on me in tune with badger, badger, badger and, to lesser degree, bananaphone
    Not sure how serious are people who didn't want to hear it...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Gurm View Post
      Ok, Pit's thread was deceptive. This is a REAL thread of "things you don't want to hear".

      I'll go first:

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      Guess what, kids? Grandma's pregnant!
      LOL,
      I haven't got to Pit's thread, but I was thinking more in the lines..
      This won't hurt...much

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      • #4
        I think mine was, "You got cancer!" The good news is that I was told that nearly 12 years ago.
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • #5
          After putting my 9 month old to bed my wife walked up, "We're pregnant."
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jammrock View Post
            "We're pregnant."
            Now that's really one for the books Really? Both of you?
            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brian Ellis View Post
              Now that's really one for the books Really? Both of you?

              Har har... it's a English language thing. The wife carries, the husband is just forced to suffer along (I NEED STRAWBERRIES), so it is more common to see "we are pregnant" among, at least, American couples. It's hard to explain.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • #8
                My wife never did any of that, thank GOD. But I did have the sympathetic weight gain.

                My friend's wife, however - she sent him out once FOUR times in the same night for DIFFERENT types of ice cream, and by the time he got back with the last, she had polished off a quart of the first and said "nevermind, I'm full now".
                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                I'm the least you could do
                If only life were as easy as you
                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                If only life were as easy as you
                I would still get screwed

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jammrock View Post
                  Har har... it's a English language thing. The wife carries, the husband is just forced to suffer along (I NEED STRAWBERRIES), so it is more common to see "we are pregnant" among, at least, American couples. It's hard to explain.
                  we use this expression in Greece also, although not very common...

                  younger couples tend to use similar expressions more than older couples (e.g. their parents).

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                  • #10
                    "We accept your resignation and its effective immediately"
                    www.lizziemorrison.com

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                    • #11
                      ??

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                      • #12
                        umm when you turn in a two weeks notice in order to get a raise or a transfer and they make you leave a job of 5 years right on the spot
                        www.lizziemorrison.com

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                        • #13
                          ahhh, right!

                          ok.

                          umm, no.

                          still don't get it

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                          • #14
                            They called your bluff. Nasty.

                            Kevin

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