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Not from Brokeback Mountain!!!
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his whisky,a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences, branding cattle, so I guess I am."
The girl said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women.
When I shower I think about women.
As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.
Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping whisky in thoughtful silence.
A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
The old guy thought very carefully and then replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
As he sat sipping his whisky,a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences, branding cattle, so I guess I am."
The girl said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women.
When I shower I think about women.
As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women.
Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping whisky in thoughtful silence.
A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
The old guy thought very carefully and then replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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