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  • Honeymoon at home!

    Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
    to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
    breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his
    mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
    She replies, "No".
    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to
    school."

    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
    yet?"
    She replies, "No."
    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back
    to school."

    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up
    yet?"
    His mom says, "No."
    He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
    He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
    gave him my airplane glue by mistake."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    • #3
      *slaps forehead*
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        Oh geez. That would soo suck.
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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