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    warning: may not be work safe
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

  • #2
    F'ing eh!!!!

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    • #3
      That was funny as hell.
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        Y'know what's sad? That so many people would be interested enough in consuming urine to act like idiots.
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
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        • #5
          You know as bad as Bud tastes, they do have some great commercials!

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          • #6
            could be worse, could taste like coors light.
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • #7
              Coors light has a taste?

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              • #8
                Urine with water? Or urine with more urine? Or urine with just a HINT of home-brewed rice flavor.

                It's not even, strictly speaking, BEER. None of the American "pilsners" or "lagers" are actually beer. If it has rice or corn in it, it's just not beer.
                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                I'm the least you could do
                If only life were as easy as you
                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                If only life were as easy as you
                I would still get screwed

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                • #9
                  It may not be beer, but some of the best damn alcohol you can get is made from/with rice.


                  Lately I've also discovered there is a good use for piss-water (Bud, Coors, whatever your preference) - it makes for some awesome margaritas. Sounds damn odd, but combine it with lemonade or lime concentrate and some vodka and you've got a perfect way to rid yourself of all those urine-flavoured abominations.
                  “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                  • #10
                    Ewww... what a waste of good tequila by mixing it with bud or coors!!
                    Unless its really cheap tequila, then who cares. Well your stomach may care, when the beer and tequila get into a fight.
                    Vodka with beer though... hmmmm, yes quite odd!

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                    • #11
                      You don't use tequila, that's the whole point.
                      “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jessterw View Post
                        It may not be beer, but some of the best damn alcohol you can get is made from/with rice.


                        Lately I've also discovered there is a good use for piss-water (Bud, Coors, whatever your preference) - it makes for some awesome margaritas. Sounds damn odd, but combine it with lemonade or lime concentrate and some vodka and you've got a perfect way to rid yourself of all those urine-flavoured abominations.

                        We've done this before! You make it in a VAT. Concentrated frozen lemonade, cheap-ass beer, and vodka. Combine in a 30-gallon drum, and serve with a ladle!
                        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                        I'm the least you could do
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                        If only life were as easy as you
                        I would still get screwed

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