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    A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a
    Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

    Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work
    than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

    Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than
    that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

    They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by.
    The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.

    The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and
    would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun
    and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work.
    I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your
    opinion?"

    The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must
    be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the
    enlisted men doing it for you.

    Life is a bed of roses. Everyone else sees the roses, you are the one being gored by the thorns.

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    4.5/5 on the ZING! scale

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    • #3
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • #4
        Good one
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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        • #5
          love it!

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          Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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