A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a
Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."
Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work
than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."
Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than
that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."
They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by.
The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.
The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and
would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun
and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work.
I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your
opinion?"
The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must
be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the
enlisted men doing it for you.
Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."
Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work
than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."
Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than
that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."
They are all contemplating these revelations when a private walks by.
The officers call the Private over to ask his opinion.
The Major says, "Excuse me, Private, we are having a discussion and
would like your input. The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun
and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work.
I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Private, what is your
opinion?"
The Private smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must
be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the
enlisted men doing it for you.
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