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  • In the morgue!

    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
    their faces. The coroner calls the police to explain how they died and what has happened.

    First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
    his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

    Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
    it all on whiskey. Drank himself to death, hence the smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

    Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Dublin
    30, struck by lightning."

    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

    "Thought he was having his picture taken."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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