Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Bottle Of Wine

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • The Bottle Of Wine

    For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this Is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

    Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
    As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
    Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old Woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
    "What in bag?" asked the old woman.
    Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.."
    The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two..
    Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
    She said:


    "Good trade....."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

  • #2
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

    Comment


    • #3
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

      Comment


      • #4
        :d
        Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
        ________________________________________________

        That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

        Comment


        • #5
          We're on a roll...

          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

          Comment


          • #6
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

            Comment

            Working...
            X