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Feeling old today.
The doctor told an 85-year-old-man that the man needed to have a sperm count
as part of his physical ixam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen samole tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old-man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened amd the man explained:
"Well, doc, is's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help as she is pretty good at this. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teth
in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called Arleen, the lady
next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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as part of his physical ixam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen samole tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old-man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
doctor asked what happened amd the man explained:
"Well, doc, is's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help as she is pretty good at this. She tried with her right hand, then
with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teth
in, then with the teeth out, still nothing. We even called Arleen, the lady
next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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