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  • Amazing Home Remedies

    Don't know who came up with those, but I like some of them a lot. Like the one with the alarm clock!



    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? S mash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

    8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    10. SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..... THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT..... THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS




    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

  • #2
    My fav:

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ZokesPro
      My fav:



      Do You have a death wish?

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      Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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      • #4


        I'm sure there's an amusing way of joining 3 and 10

        T.
        FT.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Fat Tone


          I'm sure there's an amusing way of joining 3 and 10

          T.
          So instead of peeing in the sink, you pee while getting pushed down a flight of stairs?
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ZokesPro
            So instead of peeing in the sink, you pee while getting pushed down a flight of stairs?
            No, she pulls a #10 on you after you pull a #3 on her... .

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            Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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            • #7
              See sig ... though I changed mine a few days ago.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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