Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Sisters of St. Francis

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Sisters of St. Francis

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
    when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES


    He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
    drives on without a second thought...... Soon he sees another sign,
    which says:



    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES


    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs
    are for real.... Then he drives past a third sign saying:



    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT


    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls
    into the drive.... On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
    small sign next to the door reading:


    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS


    He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The
    door is answered by a nun in
    a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
    you, my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway,
    and was interested in possibly doing business.".

    "Very well my son. Please follow me."

    He is led through many winding passages and is
    soon quite disoriented.
    The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
    "Please knock on this door".............

    He does as he is told and another nun in a long
    habit, holding a tin cup
    answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please
    place $100 in the cup then go
    through the large wooden door at the end of this
    hallway.. "

    He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in
    the second nun's cup. He
    trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
    door, pulling it shut behind him.

    As the door locks behind him, he finds himself
    back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:..........


    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
    BY THE SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS.
    SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
    FT.

  • #2
    Lol!
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

    Comment

    Working...
    X