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    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures?

    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
    care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
    President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
    water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell
    you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
    another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You
    don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £5000. Tux
    rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to
    them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the
    time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff
    about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open
    all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
    still be your friend.

    Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
    more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
    unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
    its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
    hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
    nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
    growing a moustache..

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
    FT.

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    Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
    That's $16.79 American! Good lord, man, where do you buy your underwear?

    Kevin

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KRSESQ
      That's $16.79 American! Good lord, man, where do you buy your underwear?

      Kevin

      HAHAHA, That's what I was thinking!!
      "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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      • #4
        £9 sounds about right to me! Is that cheap/expensive?
        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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        • #5
          Sounds about right to me, too. And I wish my belly didn't hide my hips. And I would never protest against women wearing white or no shirts to almost any occasion.
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by az
            Sounds about right to me, too. And I wish my belly didn't hide my hips. And I would never protest against women wearing white or no shirts to almost any occasion.
            Agreed
            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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            That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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            • #7
              Mens underwear is about $6-7 US per 3-pack at Meijers
              Dr. Mordrid
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              An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

              I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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              • #8
                Originally posted by az
                Sounds about right to me, too. And I wish my belly didn't hide my hips. And I would never protest against women wearing white or no shirts to almost any occasion.
                While no shirt is (almost) always a pleasant sight, I have to say that there's something oddly sexy about a woman wearing a white t-shirt. Even more so than revealing lingerie
                “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                  Mens underwear is about $6-7 US per 3-pack at Meijers
                  That's not the point. I could just go to woolworth and get a 3-pack for... I don't know, most probably less than that. But there's a reason I don't know what they cost.
                  There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                  • #10
                    Nothing like a ribbed tank top on a young woman with firm breasts. It must be thin material though.. and a size too small.

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                          Just a sim.. but hey..

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