Lawyer Joke...

[MultimediaMan]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.


Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident
and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the cop
had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter
how the body shop tried to make it new again.


After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head
in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers
are," he said. You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the
most important things in life."


"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.










"MY ROLEX!"

[Jessterw]

bwahahahaha

Reminds me of incident back when I was in high school. Was out with a couple friends and long story short, got involved in a slight misunderstanding with some other guys and I got a baseball bat to the head. Don't remember anything between seeing it coming and hearing myself griping about the blood staining my favorite shirt. Nevermind that I ended up needing 20 stitches.

[Claymonkey]

Baseball bat to the head? Hrm.. that explains a lot