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    4 more hours to burn before the end of my shift.

    UFO - Cylinder Chased by Soviet MIG-21 Accelerates

    War, disease, nature disasters and Paris Hilton.

    Paris Hilton's New Music Video "Stars Are Blind"

    omg!

    funny !!

    Ignore the punny woman and keep watching.

    Anchorman Woes
    /meow
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    Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

    Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"

    The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

    "A condom? Where do you get those?"

    The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
    questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

    The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
    /meow
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    • #3
      Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
      spacer

      Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

      A: Stick his bill up his ass.

      ***

      M&M's
      spacer

      An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.

      One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

      "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

      *twitch!*

      ***

      What starts with ''F'' and ends with ''UCK?''

      Firetruck!
      /meow
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      • #4
        The most powerful handgun in the world

        /meow
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        • #5
          /meow
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          • #6
            Someone slip you some catnip, or are you just going stir-crazy?
            Dr. Mordrid
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            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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            • #7
              3 hours to go...

              what are you doing up at this hour doc?
              /meow
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              • #8
                Bad leg giving me grief...old crushed nerve....& current meds no longer work that well
                Dr. Mordrid
                ----------------------------
                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • #9
                  @llc Nice workmates
                  ______________________________
                  Nothing is impossible, some things are just unlikely.

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                  • #10
                    Thanks for the entertainment

                    However, top-left pic in post #5: Jailbait, surely?
                    FT.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Fat Tone
                      Thanks for the entertainment

                      However, top-left pic in post #5: Jailbait, surely?



                      you know what, screw it and have fun : http://sportsbybrooks.com/SbBGirls.html
                      /meow
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                      • #12
                        Maybe I'm getting old.

                        I'll do some more thorough research when I get home later.
                        FT.

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                        • #13
                          can you keep a secret?





































                          Last time i mentioned this little tidbit on a forum, imigration to canada spiked by 10%






























                          Age of consent in Canada is 14yo.
                          /meow
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                          • #14
                            Is that 'cat' years?
                            FT.

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                            • #15
                              *chuckle*

                              for all those people who i've pissed off in the past, i only got one thing to say:

                              /meow
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