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  • 2001 revisited.

    While cleaning up my E-mail, I did find this one from waaaay back!

    NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2001

    Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a cruise at 3 in the morning.

    Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

    Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument: e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

    Breaking the Seal: Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    Cock-A-Doodle-Poo: The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up in the morning to get to the toilet quick.

    Frigmarole: Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.

    Going For a McShit: Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

    Greyhound: A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    Millennium Domes: The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually f__k-all in there worth seeing.

    Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    Picasso Arse: A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

    2-Bagger: Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

    Titanic: A lady who goes down first time out.

    X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!
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