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    Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either
    hear or are about to repeat a rumour.

    In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely
    lauded for his wisdom.

    One day the great philosopher came upon an
    acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said,
    "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of
    your students?"
    "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell
    me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called
    the Triple Filter Test."
    "Triplefilter?"
    "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk
    to me about my student let's take a moment to filter
    what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth.
    Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about
    to tell me is true?"
    "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

    "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know
    if it's true or not.
    Now let's try the second filter, the filter of
    Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my
    student something good?"
    "No, on the contrary ..."
    "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me
    something bad about him, even though you're not
    certain it's true?"
    The man shrugged, a little embarrassed. Socrates
    continued." You may still pass the test though,
    because there is a third filter - the filter of
    usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my
    student going to be useful to me?"
    "No, not really ..."
    "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell
    me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell
    it to me at all?"
    The man was defeated and ashamed.
    This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher
    and held in such high esteem.

    It also explains why he never found out that Plato
    was shagging his wife.
    Lawrence

  • #2
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • #3
      How would that info not have been useful to Socrates?
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • #4
        Burn!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • #5
          Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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          • #6
            hehehe
            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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            That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by schmosef
              How would that info not have been useful to Socrates?
              Man! - you really do need to stop analyzing things to death and just laugh at this shit like you are supposed to - it never got to the point of asking about the info's usefulness, because the person spreading the rumor or hearsay couldn't pass filter test 1

              Apart from that she may have been a real bitch and everybody may have considered him better of without the wench!
              Lawrence

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              • #8
                Plato and Socrates would have been more likely to have been shagging someones son

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
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                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                  Plato and Socrates would have been more likely to have been shagging someones son

                  Dr. Mordrid
                  Yet another reason why he may not have given a pigs fig about his wife getting schtumped on the side, and everybody else possibly considering the info of no real importance or use.
                  Lawrence

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                  • #10
                    Good one.-

                    ~~DukeP~~

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