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Ugh..........
Two women in heaven were discussing how they had died.
"I froze to death, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.
"So what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down to the basement Then I went through every closet and
checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
And finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over and died with a
massive heart attack."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer; we'd both still be alive."
"I froze to death, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV.
"So what happened?"
"I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down to the basement Then I went through every closet and
checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
And finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over and died with a
massive heart attack."
"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer; we'd both still be alive."
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