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This one really made me laugh out loud. 
Young lad starts his first day at work in a sex shop.The boss tells him that business is not very good at the moment but could he hold the fort while he nips out to the Bank.The young lad says "No problem", and the shop owner leaves.
A young lady comes into the shop and asks if they sold vibrators,the lad said they did,but the lady said"It must be white at the bottom and black at the top". The lad looked under the counter and brought one out, he said "These are rare and quite expensive".The lady said "I have always wanted one of those,how much?" The lad thought a moment and said "£25" The lady said "I will have it" The lad wrapped up the vibrator,took the money and the lady left the premises.
Not long after another lady entered and asked the lad if he sold vibrators to which the lad replied that he did.The lady said "It must be black at the bottom and white at the top." The lad looked under the counter and brought one out,he said " these are very rare and very expensive." The lady handled it lovingly and said "This is just what I have been looking for,how much?"
The lad thought for a moment and said"£35" The lady paid him the money and left .
A few minutes later another lady came in and again the question was`asked,"Do you sell vibrators"
The lad said he did and the lady said "I am looking for a special one,it must be tartan at the bottom with a white top." The lad looked under the counter but could not find one,he thought a moment and then excused himself and went into the back room,he returned shortly and showed the lady what he brought out."Good God" She exclaimed"I have been looking for one of those for years, how much?"The lad didn't hesitate,he said "This is the only one I know of the cost is £55." The lady said "I'll take it" paid the money and left.
The owner of the shop then returned and asked the lad if he had sold anything,the lad told him he had sold a vibrator,the one with a white bottom and black top."How much did you charge?" the owner asked "£25" said the lad,"Very good", the shop owner said.
"And I sold the vibrator with the black bottom and white top for £35" said the lad."Excellent" the owner said,"Anything else" he enquired.
"Well" said the lad "You will never guess how much I got for your Thermos Flask" !!!!!!!!
Young lad starts his first day at work in a sex shop.The boss tells him that business is not very good at the moment but could he hold the fort while he nips out to the Bank.The young lad says "No problem", and the shop owner leaves.
A young lady comes into the shop and asks if they sold vibrators,the lad said they did,but the lady said"It must be white at the bottom and black at the top". The lad looked under the counter and brought one out, he said "These are rare and quite expensive".The lady said "I have always wanted one of those,how much?" The lad thought a moment and said "£25" The lady said "I will have it" The lad wrapped up the vibrator,took the money and the lady left the premises.
Not long after another lady entered and asked the lad if he sold vibrators to which the lad replied that he did.The lady said "It must be black at the bottom and white at the top." The lad looked under the counter and brought one out,he said " these are very rare and very expensive." The lady handled it lovingly and said "This is just what I have been looking for,how much?"
The lad thought for a moment and said"£35" The lady paid him the money and left .
A few minutes later another lady came in and again the question was`asked,"Do you sell vibrators"
The lad said he did and the lady said "I am looking for a special one,it must be tartan at the bottom with a white top." The lad looked under the counter but could not find one,he thought a moment and then excused himself and went into the back room,he returned shortly and showed the lady what he brought out."Good God" She exclaimed"I have been looking for one of those for years, how much?"The lad didn't hesitate,he said "This is the only one I know of the cost is £55." The lady said "I'll take it" paid the money and left.
The owner of the shop then returned and asked the lad if he had sold anything,the lad told him he had sold a vibrator,the one with a white bottom and black top."How much did you charge?" the owner asked "£25" said the lad,"Very good", the shop owner said.
"And I sold the vibrator with the black bottom and white top for £35" said the lad."Excellent" the owner said,"Anything else" he enquired.
"Well" said the lad "You will never guess how much I got for your Thermos Flask" !!!!!!!!
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