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  • Another Darwin Award nominee....

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    Artist Binds Feet in Desert, Loses Key

    Jan 04 3:09 PM US/Eastern
    BAKER, Calif.

    An artist who chained his legs together to draw a picture of the image hopped 12 hours through the desert after realizing he lost the key and couldn't unlock the restraints, authorities said Wednesday.

    Trevor Corneliusien, 26, tightly wrapped and locked a long, thick chain around his bare ankles Tuesday while camping in an abandoned mine shaft about five miles north of Baker, San Bernardino County sheriff's Deputy Ryan Ford said.

    "It took him over 12 hours because he had to hop through boulders and sand," Ford said. "He did put on his shoes before hopping."

    The artist, who is from the area, often sketched images inside mines in the Southwest. He had finished his drawing Tuesday when he realized he didn't have the key.

    Corneliusien finally made it to a gas station and called the sheriff's department, which sent paramedics and deputies with bolt cutters. His legs were bruised but he was otherwise in good health, Ford said.

    The artist did not have a listed phone number and could not be reached for comment.

    And the drawing?

    "He brought it down with him," Ford said. "It was a pretty good depiction of how a chain would look wrapped around your legs."




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  • #2
    Doesn't count if he doesn't permanently remove himself from the gene pool. Good attempt though.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by agallag
      Doesn't count if he doesn't permanently remove himself from the gene pool. Good attempt though.
      That makes him a runner-up
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jammrock
        That makes him a runner-up
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        • #5
          Artists are renowned for dying young. Whether you blame depression or the fact that we often use materials in new and exciting ways is the question. The problem with new and exciting ways is that they often turn out to be the most dangerous ways and you poisoned yourself. This however was just poor planning and prep.
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          • #6
            Doesn't say if he has kids. If he already has kids, he's disqualified.

            Kevin

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