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  • Ashes to ashes

    Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
    ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the
    patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
    talking to him. "Herman, you know that fur coat you promised me? I
    bought it with the insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her
    fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman, remember that new car you
    promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" Again,
    she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes
    she said, "Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too,
    with the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the
    ashes, she said "Herman, remember that blow job I promised you? ....Here
    it comes!"
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    Evil......



    ~~Dukep~~

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