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  • Angels in the National Elf Service

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
    feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
    knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
    the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
    a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves
    had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
    frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
    hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
    broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
    He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa.

    Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
    like me to stick it?"

    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree.
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
      I've heard it before... but it stays funny...


      Jörg
      pixar
      Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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