Some Funnies

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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
>A: A cherry float.
>
>Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
>A: 1 US leader
>
>Q: What did the sign on the door of the
> whorehouse say?
>A: Beat it - we're closed.
>
>Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
>A: To find a tight seal.
>
>Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
>A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
>
>Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
>A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
>
>Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy
> box?
> A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
>
> Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
> A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>
> Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
> A: Dill-dough.
>
> Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
>
> A: She's withholding evidence.
>
> Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
> A: You can sleep with a light on.
>
> Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
> A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
>
> Q: What's the definition of macho?
> A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
>
>
> Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
> A: Their balls are just for decoration