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    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS
    UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN .THE FLIGHT

    ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE

    THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE

    WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO

    HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND

    THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT

    SHE BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT

    BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER

    SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING

    TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE

    POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T

    LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M

    MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE

    AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP

    AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE

    SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON
    Lawrence

  • #2
    funny , but there is no need to shout

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